OK, you're bored, you're tired, you've had a hard day at work, or a hard night's sleep. What you want is some mindless amusement that still tickles a few braincells. Well, join the wags at Twitter to come up with some really crap names for pubs.
In the UK there is this trend for corporate pubs to come up with ever-more stupid names for their drinking dens.
The whole thing may indeed be funnier if you already have a bottle of your favourite tipple open. Cheers!